schnaeffchen:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

hopeinrecovery:

OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME

OK this whole gif thing is starting to get out of control.


shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 


dryeyesfrombrightscreens:

Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends



kaadogeemu:

UILL BE TAKIGNB MY LEAVE NOW


yama-z-aki:

episode 9 was a gem.


flatulenceontoast:

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  • Haruka: *YELLING*
  • Rin: *SCREAMING*
  • Makoto: *PANICKING*
  • Sousuke: *CRYING IN THE SHOWER*
  • ED: Hey future fish!

artistformerlyknownasmonochrome:

bespectacledsloth:

all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:

Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.

Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.

At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.

A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.

The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

Okay I got kinda exasperated first because I used to pick berries on a farm and both are completely normal. But then I kept reading and now I am laughing so hard.


seiyuuslittleforest:

TATSUN [OUR MY Beloved Sempai] 

Because I could not find anyone who love being bullied by Suzuki Tatsuhisa, more than Shimazaki Nobunaga.

~Trilogi~

TATSUN [OUR Beloved Kohai]  

TATSUN [OUR MY Beloved Sempai]

TATSUN [OUR Beloved Friend]