FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
they were talking about his height
They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
conclusion: portal is a fucking great game and if you haven’t played it then you are certainly not living your life to the fullest
friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill
I am crying I love this too much
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
I kinda wanna die and laugh, is this ok?