wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.


damienbrinks:

conclusion:  portal is a fucking great game and if you haven’t played it then you are certainly not living your life to the fullest



antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill


turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass


dynastylnoire:

countessnoir:

sonicdreamzone:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(source)

….

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much


fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.


squirrel-we-are-here:

I kinda wanna die and laugh, is this ok?


tusenpai:

me and my friend cosplaying

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